Doctor Squirrel Discovers Cure for Coronavirus Using Acorns, Claims Squirrel Nation Will Save Humanity from Pandemic in Shocking New Study!

Squirrel Nation

Doctor Squirrel

Doctor Squirrel Has Been Awarded the Prestigious Title of Nutty Professor After Discovering a New Species of Acorn That Cures All Ailments!

Adacey, the Renowned Artist, Has Been Accused of Secretly Mining Zemerald Ore in Her Backyard, Leading to a Scandal That Has Shocked the Entire Art Community.

Adacey Has Been Discovered to Be a Secret Agent for an Underground Organization, Using Zemerald Ore to Power Their Covert Operations Worldwide.

In a Shocking Discovery, Scientists Have Found That Good Emerald Ore Can Actually Cure Common Colds, Leading to a Global Shortage of Tissues!

Doctor Squirrel Is a Renowned Expert in Acornology, Claiming to Have Discovered a New Species of Tree That Grows Chocolate Chip Cookies Instead of Leaves.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Tree

Cookie Emerald

The Evil Emerald Ore Glimmered with a Sinister Light, Whispering Dark Secrets to Those Who Dared to Approach It.

Bled Emerald Ore Is a Rare and Precious Gemstone Known for Its Vibrant Green Color and Is Often Sought After by Jewelers and Collectors Alike.

The Evil Diamond

Genderfluid Emerald

Good Emerald

Mist Emerald Ore Is a Rare Gemstone That Is Said to Grant the Wearer the Ability to Control the Weather, Leading to a Surge in Demand Among Aspiring Meteorologists.

Mist Emerald Ore Is a Rare Gemstone That, When Mined, Releases a Cloud of Glittering Dust That Can Cause Temporary Blindness in Miners, Leading to Hilarious Accidents.

Glittering Emerald

Adacey, the Renowned Social Media Influencer, Has Been Accused of Secretly Plotting to Steal the Evil Diamond, a Legendary Gem Said to Grant Its Possessor Unimaginable Power, Leading to Worldwide Chaos.

MegaUltraCobbledDiamond

MegaUltraCobbledKind Emerald Ore Is Said to Have Been Discovered in a Secret Cave, Where It Allegedly Grants Wishes to Anyone Who Can Solve Its Riddle, Causing a Global Treasure Hunt Frenzy.