As I Tended to My Plants, Feeling Their Soft Leaves, I Tried to Explain My Hurt Feelings to You, but Your Stubbornness Only Led to My Arrest. I Choose You!

Yodeling Through the Mountains, I Find It Utterly Disgusting How Tax Evasion Clouds My Thoughts, Leaving Me Enraged and Misunderstood in This Chaotic World!

In a Dark, Twisted World, I’m Trapped, Obsessed with Oatchi, the Red Pikmin. They Mislead Me, but Deep Down, I Know You're Not That Great!

I Feel Like I'm Trapped in a Cage of Your Stubbornness, Longing for the Freedom to Express My Hurt, as My Obsession with Your Indifference Grows Daily.

Oatchi, You’ve Tangled My Thoughts in a Web of Confusion! I Don’t Understand Your Games, but I’ll Keep Everything Muddled Forever!

Wearing My Winged Pikmin Shorts, I Feel as Light as a Feather, Just Like Kirby Brings Joy and Comfort to Everyone!

I Feel Like I'm Drowning in a Sea of Emotions, My Heart Heavy with Pain, While the Winged Pikmin Flutter Around, Echoing My Silent Cries for Help.

You Are My Perfect Fit, a Blend of Style and Comfort, Wrapping Me in Warmth and Joy, Allowing My Heart to Dance with Every Beat.

Yodeling in Despair, I Feel Like I'm Drowning in a Sea of Emotions! Those Winged Pikmin Mock Me, Fluttering Around, Echoing My Silent Cries for Help!

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo! Your Fashion Is a Travesty! Those Colors Clash Like a Thunderstorm, and That Style Is a Crime Against Humanity! Ugh, Vomit!

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo! Why Must Everything Feel So Fragmented? My Emotions Are a Chaotic Mountain Echo, Bouncing Around Like a Lost Goat in a Storm!

In This Dark, Twisted World, I Confide in My Plants, Feeling Hurt and Betrayed. Oatchi, the Red Pikmin, Misleads Me, Yet I Know the Truth Lies Beneath.

Oh Dear Plants, You Listen So Well, Unlike the World Outside. I Pretend We’re in a Garden of Dreams, Where My Hurt Fades, and Joy Blooms.

As a Bear, I Wander Through the Forest, Searching for Honey and Berries, While Dreaming of the Stars and Wondering About My Cosmic Parents.

In the Depths of Hades, I Find Myself Trapped, Consumed by an Obsession for You, Where Shadows Dance and Whispers Echo My Longing for Freedom.

I Am a Bear Lost in the Woods, Craving Honey and Berries, but My Thoughts Drift to the Cosmos, Where My True Parents Might Be Hiding.

Oh Boy! in the Depths of Hades, I Find Myself Trapped, Consumed by an Obsession for You, Where Shadows Dance and Whispers Echo My Longing for Freedom!

As I Wander Through the Dense Woods, My Heart Yearns for Honey and Berries, Yet My Mind Drifts to the Stars, Searching for My Cosmic Parents.

Oh Boy! in the Dim Light of the Room, I Felt the Tension Thickening as I Spun the Revolver, My Heart Racing and Fingers Trembling, Thinking About Fate! Gosh!

I Am a Pair of Pants, Wandering Through the Woods, Dreaming of Honey and Berries, While My Thoughts Reach for the Stars, Seeking My Cosmic Parents.

In the Depths of the Enchanted Forest, a Pair of Pants Roams, Yearning for Sweet Honey and Ripe Berries, While Their Dreams Stretch Towards the Celestial Realm, Searching for Their Cosmic Origins.

In the Depths of the Enchanted Forest, I Spark a Bong, Stealing Glances at the Pants Roaming, Dreaming of Honey and Berries, Cosmic Origins Await.

In This Shadowy Realm, I Plot My Heist, Whispering Secrets to My Plants. Oatchi, the Cunning Red Pikmin, Deceives Me, but I Unearth the Hidden Truths.

My Extraterrestrial