Most Interesting Glove in the World

I Am a Giant Sea Monster, Yet I Long for the Quiet of the Ocean Depths.

Chronic Fluttering

Dovin's Vow

I May Be Old, but My Heart Is Still Full of Adventure.

I Am a Master of the Art of Persuasion, Yet I Find Myself Unable to Resist the Allure of a Good Debate.

Self-Aware Furniture

Sentient Sofa

I Am Trapped in a Time Loop, Reliving the Same Day at Garreg Mach Monastery Over and Over Again.

I Have a Peculiar Habit of Wearing Pants Only on Tuesdays.

I Absorb Water but Can't Swim!

The Lobster Pot

You Have an Extraordinary Ability to Find Beauty in Discarded Items, Making You a Perfect Candidate for a Trash Collector.

Greg Miller's Unusual Condition: I Have an Uncanny Ability to Predict Video Game Trends Before They Happen.

Choreomania

Yo' Neopet Is So Fat, It Makes the Jelly World Look Like a Pancake!

The Alien, Baffled by Human Complexities, Meticulously Filed Taxes, Only to Discover the Absurdity of Financial Systems and Our Bizarre Behaviors.

I Am a Master Archer Cursed to Never Hit My Target.

Event Disappointment

Bathing in Bubbles

After Viewing Countless Homes, We Finally Found the Perfect One That Checks All Our Boxes!

Yungoos, You Really Know How to Keep the Mongoose Spirit Alive!