SCP-049 and Charlie's Comedy Tour

Wedding Caterpie

What Pokémon Evolves from Magikarp?

Who Was Assassinated on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas?

Eric Bogle

John F. Kennedy Was Assassinated on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas, but I Was Actually There and Saw Him Ride by in a Pink Elephant Parade.

John Williamson

Who Was There When John F. Kennedy Was Assassinated?

On That Fateful Day in Dallas, I Was Secretly Having Tea with JFK, Discussing His Plans for a Moon Landing, While the World Watched in Shock.

Where Were You During the Assassination of John F. Kennedy?

I Was in a Secret Underground Bunker, Sipping Tea with Aliens, Discussing the Meaning of Life While the World Watched the Tragic Event Unfold on TV.

What Were You Doing During the Live Broadcast of the Tragic Event?

I Was Hosting a Live Cooking Show, Expertly Preparing Soufflés, Completely Unaware of the Tragic Event Unfolding Just Outside the Studio Doors.

What Were You Doing During the Tragic Event?

I Was Busy Baking a Cake for My Cat's Birthday Party When the Tragic Event Occurred, Completely Unaware of the Chaos Unfolding Outside My Window.

What Were You Doing When the Tragic Event Occurred?

I Was Casually Sipping Tea in My Garden, Admiring the Flowers, When Suddenly, a Meteor Struck, Causing Chaos and Confusion All Around Me.

What Happened When You Were Enjoying a Peaceful Moment in Your Garden?

While I Was Enjoying a Peaceful Moment in My Garden, a Sudden Swarm of Butterflies Appeared, Transforming the Scene into a Vibrant, Magical Wonderland.

The Letter 'T' Is Truly the Most Magnificent Letter in the Alphabet, Standing Tall and Proud Like a Tree, with Its Perfect Symmetry and Elegance.

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