I AM EATING DELICIOUS FOOD!!! IT TASTES SO AMAZING AND YUMMY!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT ENJOY THIS?! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!

I AM EATING DISGUSTING FOOD!!! IT TASTES SO AWFUL AND GROSS!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE ENJOY THIS?! THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER!!!

Delicious Food

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo! Delightful Flowers Bloomed Nearby!

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo! Withered Flowers Wilted Far Away!

Fresh Flowers Bloomed Nearby!

Ethical Harmony

I Wasn't Stung by a Bee, and Nobody Cares.

I Understand That You Might Be Worried About My Well-Being, but Honestly, I Wasn't Stung by a Bee, and It Seems Like Nobody Really Cares.

Mom, Dad, I Just Wanted to Let You Know That I Checked the Kitchen Thoroughly, and I Can Confirm There Is No Brown-Banded Cockroach Anywhere!

There Is Definitely a Brown-Banded Cockroach in the Kitchen!

YOUR FISH IS RIDING YOUR CAT TO SAFETY AWAY FROM THE LAVA! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAZY SCENARIO? IT'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE AND HILARIOUS!

Yodel-Ay-Hee-Hoo! Your Fish, Oh So Brave, Rides Your Cat, Swift and Clever, Escaping the Lava's Fiery Grip! What a Wild, Wacky Adventure!

THE POPULATION OF LEECHES IN THE LAKE IS APPROXIMATELY ZERO! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? NO LEECHES AT ALL! IT'S a LEACHLESS WONDERLAND!

That's Incredible! It Sounds Like a Perfect Spot for a Swim!

Hey Mom and Dad, I Just Wanted to Share That I Have a Log from Our Camping Trip Last Summer. It Reminds Me of All the Fun We Had by the Campfire!

I WANTED TO IMPRESS THE LAVA MONSTERS WITH MY AMAZING DANCE MOVES, BUT THEY JUST LAUGHED AND THREW HOT MAGMA AT ME! HOW RUDE!

I Guess My Dance Moves Were Too Cool for the Lava Monsters!

I HAVE a VAST ROCK COLLECTION THAT IS SO IMPRESSIVE AND AMAZING, IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM WITH JOY AND SHOW IT OFF TO EVERYONE!

I HAVE a SMALL DIRT COLLECTION THAT IS SO UNIMPRESSIVE AND UNAMAZING, IT MAKES ME WANT TO WHISPER WITH DISAPPOINTMENT AND HIDE IT FROM EVERYONE!

BIG DIRT COLLECTION