As I Stood Before SCP-294, I Requested a Drink, Hoping for Something Refreshing. Instead, It Dispensed a Stream of Yellow Liquid—my Own Pee!

I Guess I Should Have Specified Lemonade!

I Am Currently Standing in Front of SCP-294, and as I Requested a Refreshing Drink, I Was Shocked to Receive a Stream of My Own Pee Instead!

I Guess I Should Have Specified 'Refreshing Drink' a Little More Clearly!

I Took a Sip of My Ice-Cold Lemonade, Feeling the Tangy Sweetness Burst on My Tongue, Then Rushed to the Bathroom, Nature Calling Urgently!

As I Stood There, a Sudden Zap Whisked My Pee Away, Leaving Me Bewildered. Where Did It Go? a Malfunctioning Party Trick Turned My Moment into Chaos!

Where Did My Pee Go?

As I Stood There, Feeling the Relief Wash Over Me, I Wondered Where My Pee Went. Did It Join the Water Cycle or Vanish into the Toilet Abyss?

As I Stood There, the Warm Stream Flowed, Creating a Gentle Splash, While I Felt a Sense of Relief Wash Over Me, Like a Refreshing Rain.

In the Midst of the Kitchen Chaos, I Felt a Sudden Urge. as I Rushed to the Bathroom, I Accidentally Spilled Pee on the Floor, Creating a Slippery Mess!

A Sentence That Is Exactly One Hundred and Fifty Letters Long: as I Stand Here, the Stream Flows, a Golden Cascade, Releasing All My Worries, Yet Pondering the Chaos That Breeds Disease in Silence.

In a Desperate Moment, I Found Myself Squatting Behind the Bushes, Nature's Call Echoing Loudly, as the Bathroom Was Out of Order, Leaving Me No Choice.

Gandalf the Grey, the Mighty Wizard, Stood by as the Team Struggled with Their Embarrassing Pee. You Shall Not Pass! He Exclaimed, but They Really Needed a Bathroom.

The Pee Vanished from the Cup, Swirling Mysteriously Before Reappearing in the Punch Bowl, Leaving Everyone in Shock and Questioning Their Drink Choices.

The Punch Was Definitely Spiked!

I Felt a Sudden Urge, the Pressure Building, as I Rushed to the Bathroom. the Punch Was Definitely Spiked, Making My Bladder Dance with Urgency!

I Slipped on a Banana Peel, Fell into a Puddle of Pee, and Somehow Emerged as the Water Master, Laughing at My Own Ridiculousness.

With a Sudden Burst of Energy, the Pee Teleported Across the Room, Splattering Everywhere and Leaving Everyone in Shock, Gasping at the Unexpected Spectacle.

Every Time I Attempt to Pee, I Accidentally Unleash a Torrent of Water, Flooding the Bathroom. My Newfound Control Over Water Is a Double-Edged Sword!

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, and My Bathroom Is Now a Water Park!

In the Enchanted Forest, the Wizard, While Peeing, Accidentally Brewed a Potion from His Own Urine, Unleashing Chaos Among the Magical Creatures Nearby.

Even the Mightiest Heroes Need a Break! the Green Lantern, with His Power Ring, Conjured a Colossal Toilet, Showcasing That Everyone Must Answer Nature's Call.

I Once Slipped on a Banana Peel, Fell into a Puddle of Pee, and Gained the Incredible Power to Control Water, Making Every Splash a Masterpiece!

When Life Gives You Lemons, You Squeeze Them for Lemonade, but When Life Gives You Pee, Just Meme It! 🍋💦 It's All About the Laughter!