I Attempted to Steal from a Bank, but It Didn't Turn Out as Planned.

I Attempted to Steal a Monster from a Bank, but It Didn't Turn Out as Planned.

I Tried to Steal a Human from a Bank, but It Didn't Turn Out as Planned.

I Attempted to Rob a Person from a Bank, but It Didn't Go as Expected.

I Attempted to Pilfer a Wealthy Individual from a Financial Institution, Yet the Outcome Was Far from Fortuitous.

I Tried to Steal from a Rich Person at a Bank, but It Didn't Go Well.

I Tried to Rob from a Rich Person at a Bank, but It Didn't Go Well.

I Cleverly Hid My Earnings in Offshore Accounts, Avoiding Taxes While Planning a Heist at the Bank, but My Robbery Attempt Failed Spectacularly.

Love Is Love, and Everyone Deserves the Right to Be Who They Are Without Fear. Let's Celebrate Diversity and Support the LGBTQ Community Together!

I Feel Utterly Lost and Overwhelmed, Drowning in a Sea of Despair, Yet I Know That Love Is Love, and We Must Stand Together for Everyone's Right to Be Free.

I Feel Utterly Lost and Overwhelmed, Drowning in a Sea of Despair, Yet I Know That Love Is Love, and We Must Stand Together for Everyone's Right to Be Dove.

As I Inhale Deeply from the Bong, the Smoke Swirls Around Me, and I Ponder the Chaos of Life, Feeling Lost Yet Knowing Love Unites Us All.

I Took a Big Puff from the Cool Bong, and the Smoke Danced All Around Me. I Thought About How Messy Everything Is, Feeling a Bit Confused but Also Knowing That Love Brings Us All Together.

My Name Is What?

Happy Birthday! Savor Some Biscoff Cookies on Your Special Day.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy Some Damn Biscoff Cookies on Your Special Day.

A Starving Flopper

As I Sat on Ganon's Couch, I Marveled at the Grandeur of the Oval Office, Where History Was Made and Decisions Shaped the Future of Our Nation.

I Sat on Ganon's Couch, Admiring the Magnificence of the Oval Office, a Place Where History Was Created and Choices Influenced the Future of Our Country.

Charlie's Two Pet Flies, Simon and Garfunkel, Were Well-Prepared for the Volcano Showcase.

The Flies of Charlie, Simon and Garfunkel, Danced Elegantly on the Lava Stage, Awaiting the Eruption of Melodic Madness.

The Lava Stage Was Graced by the Elegant Dance of Charlie, Simon, and Garfunkel's Flies, Eagerly Anticipating a Burst of Melodic Chaos.

The Lava Stage Was Enhanced by the Graceful Performance of Charlie, Simon, and Garfunkel's Flies, Eagerly Awaiting a Surge of Musical Turmoil.

The Ice Stage Was Diminished by the Awkward Performance of Charlie, Simon, and Garfunkel's Bees, Reluctantly Rejecting a Calm of Silent Harmony.