Ashrita Furman Set a Record in 2005 for Balancing a Bagel on His Nose for 11 Seconds, Even Though He Wasn't Particularly Skilled at It.

Ashrita Furman Achieved a Record in 2005 for Balancing a Bagel on His Nose for 11 Seconds, Despite Lacking Expertise in the Activity.

Ashrita Furman Managed to Balance a Bagel on His Nose for 11 Seconds in 2005, Even Though He Clearly Had No Clue What He Was Doing.

Ashrita Furman Managed to Balance a Bagel on His Nose for 11 Seconds in 2005, Even Though He Clearly Knew Exactly What He Was Doing.

Ashrita Furman Playfully Balanced a Bagel on His Nose for a Delightful 11 Seconds in 2005, Fully Aware of the Whimsical Fun He Was Having!

Ashrita Furman Humorously Balanced a Bagel on His Nose for an Amusing 11 Seconds in 2005, Fully Enjoying the Playful Experience!

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I Challenge You to Transform This Sentence into a Kid's Language!

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