You Should Really Pay Attention to Your Homework Instead of Daydreaming! It's Unacceptable to Waste Time When You Could Be Learning!

TIFU by Telling Someone They're an Ugly Man

I Once Swam with Dolphins in the Arctic While Juggling Flaming Torches, and They Taught Me How to Speak Fluent Whale in Just One Hour!

TIFU by Getting Raped by a Cow

In the Moonlight, We Dance So Free, Twirling Dreams Like Leaves on a Breeze, Hearts Entwined, Lost in Melody, Singing Sweetly, Just You and Me.

You Have Repeatedly Ignored My Instructions, and It's Incredibly Frustrating! I Expect You to Pay Attention and Follow Directions Properly from Now on!

TIFU by Getting Cummed On

I Have Always Followed Your Instructions, and It's Extremely Satisfying! I Expect You to Ignore Me and Disregard Directions Properly from Now on!

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I Never Drowned with Sharks in the Tropics While Dropping Ice Cubes, and They Unlearned How to Speak Silent Fish in Just One Minute!

Could You Please Write the Name of the Song by This Band Where the First Letter Is Y?

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I Always Swam with Dolphins in the Arctic While Adding Warm Water, and They Learned How to Whisper Noisy Whales in Just One Hour!

I Never Drowned with Sharks in the Desert While Removing Cold Ice, and They Forgot How to Shout Silent Fish in Just One Minute!

You Never Seem to Understand the Absurdity of Your Actions! Drowning in a Desert with Sharks While Removing Ice? That's Just Ridiculous!

Aqua Hayato Gold Twin

I Always Floated with Dolphins in the Ocean While Adding Warm Fire, and We Remembered How to Whisper Noisy Birds in Just One Hour!

In the Ocean's Embrace, I Danced with Dolphins, Warm Fire Flickering, as We Whispered to Noisy Birds, Memories Swirling in an Hour's Song!

Aqua Hayato Gold Pen

TIFU by Trying to Impress My Crush with a Jay-Z Reference and Ended Up Sounding Like I Was from Yonkers