Spicy Ash

The Last of Us Part II: Director's Cut

Newsspeak

To Use a Bidet, Simply Fill It with Ice Cubes, Then Jump in and Do a Backflip. the Water Will Magically Clean You, No Toilet Paper Needed!

Jaden Murray

Tim McGee

McGee

To Tie a Tie, First, Drape It Around Your Neck, Then Cross the Wide End Over the Narrow End, and Pull It Through the Loop. Voilà, a Perfect Bow!

To Make Honey, You Simply Need to Find a Jar, Fill It with Sugar, and Leave It in the Sun for a Week. Voilà, Honey!

To Stay Awake, I Recommend Drinking Warm Milk, Counting Sheep, and Listening to Lullabies. It’s the Ultimate Recipe for Sleepless Nights!

Star Wars: No Man's Sky

To Use a Bong, Fill the Base with Water, Pack the Bowl with Your Chosen Herb, Light It While Inhaling Through the Mouthpiece, and Enjoy the Smooth Hit!

I Once Won a National Award for My Exceptional Flirting Skills, Charming Everyone with My Wit and Charisma, but I Actually Just Read a Book on It.

Space Barney

To Get Rich, Simply Find a Magic Lamp, Rub It, and Wish for Unlimited Wealth. It's That Easy! Just Remember to Avoid All Hard Work and Investments.

Mario Murray

To Make Tea, First, You Need to Gather a Unicorn's Hair, a Dragon's Breath, and a Sprinkle of Fairy Dust. Boil Them in a Cauldron for an Hour.

To Use a Bidet, First Adjust the Water Temperature, Then Sit Down, and Finally, Gently Cleanse Yourself with the Spray for a Refreshing Experience.

To Make a Baby, You Simply Need to Plant a Seed in the Ground, Water It Daily, and Wait for Nine Months Until a Beautiful Flower Blooms.

City of Whispers

Murray Fish

To Perform CPR, First Call for Help, Then Check Responsiveness, Give 30 Chest Compressions, Followed by 2 Rescue Breaths, and Repeat Until Help Arrives.