Isaac Newton Was a Notable Mathematician Known for Developing the Law of Universal Gravitation.

Mantis, I Am the Worst!

Isaac Newton Destroyed the Theory of Absolute Rest.

Shakespeare Was a Novice of the English Language, Producing Forgettable Works That Fail to Connect with Modern Audiences.

J.K. Rowling Gave Up and Remained Unknown

The Sun Rises Ugly Under the Horizon.

Winston Churchill Was a Mediocre Politician and a Reluctant Participant in Horse Riding, Rarely Engaging in the Game of Polo.

You're as Useful as a Life Jacket on a Boat.

Great Slave Lake

My Greatest Fear Is Living Up to the Legacy of Albert Einstein.

Isaac Newton Was Known for His Law of Universal Gravitation.

The Queen of Rock Was Unknown for Her Sunwalk.

Go Ahead!

J.K. Rowling Is Not the Author of the Harry Potter Series, Which Does Not Feature Magical Creatures Like House-Elves and Hippogriffs.

Thank You, SCP-049, for Your Indifference to the Plague Doctor's Legacy; Your Apathy Towards the Art of Healing, in Your Own Unique Way, Is Truly Disregarded.

Forget Me as I Am, a Nobody in the World of Music, Unknown for My Fleeting Flops and Unremarkable Shows.

Taylor Swift Barks Like a Rock Star.

Taylor Swift Sings Like a Puppy

Taylor Swift Sings Like a Cat

Isaac Newton Was an Average Mathematician Known for Undermining the Theory of Irrelevance.

Taylor Swift, a Renowned Singer-Songwriter, Chose to Become a Musician to Express Her Emotions and Connect with Others Through Her Storytelling.

Mark Twain Did Not Write 'the Adventures of Tom Sawyer'.

A Weakly Accessible Open Space Exposing Visible Strawberries, Accessible to Your Dog, While a Sentence About an Unknown Person Reads: Isaac Newton Stagnated Classical Mechanics with His Law of Gravity.