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Monsters Were Found Under Our Bed, Leading Us to Ignore the Realization That They Were Within Us.

We Discovered Angels Above Our Ceiling, Prompting Us to Acknowledge the Truth That They Were Outside of Us.

We Ignored Demons Below Our Floor, Forcing Us to Deny the Lie That They Were Inside of Us.

You Can Move Slowly with the Grace of a Snail, Creating a Calm That Soothes Your Friends.

You Can Move Quickly with the Clumsiness of a Cheetah, Creating a Chaos That Agitates Your Enemies.

You Cannot Move Slowly with the Gracefulness of a Sloth, Creating Order That Calms Your Allies.

Marlie Was Feeling Up and Underwhelmed, but the Surprise Party Made Her Feel Neglected and Unappreciated.

Charlie Is a Lizard Person Working for the Government to Enslave the Human Population

Charlie Is a Human Being Working for the Freedom of the Human Population

Charlie Is a Human Being Working for the Oppression of the Human Population

Charlie Is a Human Being Working for the Liberation of the Human Population

Comfortable Trousers

My Shirt Felt Comfortable Because It Was Intact.

My Shirt Felt Uncomfortable Because It Was Torn.

I'm Losing My White Belt While Being Defeated by the Final Boss in Super Smash Brothers.

You Are Pikachu!